Entitled house guest spends the night at friend's home office, fails to leave the room until fed-up host sends their toddler to wake them up at 3:30 pm: ‘Thinking of charging rent’

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    Guest spent the night in guest bedroom / office after dinner. It’s 1:30pm and they are still asleep.

    That's pretty much it. A guest who was supposed to come for dinner on Saturday postponed to Sunday. After dinner they asked if they
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    could stay the night (no drinks served). I moved my work computer out of the office because I have 5:30am meetings.
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    It's now 1:30pm and they are still asleep! I can't use my office, I can't leave the house to do chores. My kid gets out of school in a few hours; is
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    this person still going to be asleep in our house? Sure I could knock and find a polite way to shoo them on , don't you think but
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    they'd set an alarm or something? Wouldn't YOU set an alarm? It's not like they're hung over. Ffs. Edit: 2:00pm now. This person is 29 years old.
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    EEdit: 2:30pm now. Thinking of charging rent. What's a night prorated? EEEdit: 3:00pm now. Kid returns at 330. ( on hot dogs becomes ever more likely. I still refuse to act.
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    FINAL EEEEdit: 3:30pm. Toddler deposit worked. "Good morning, KIDSNAME." These people, Jesus H.
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    Banjoschmanjo What does toddler deposit mean
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    WingsOfBuffalo OP I finally just sent my kid in to wake them up. "deposited the toddler" with them. Toddler deposit.
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    Betty-Bookster Are you sure they are still in the room? Maybe they left while you were taking the kids to school. Have you peeked?
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    NPETC Put a lock on the outside of the door and just keep them.
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    Fenella_Witch The British know the answer. Take them a cup of tea! Knock once, barge in and politely place it on the table or floor next to them. Say 'I've brought you a cuppa' and they'll be gone within the hour.
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    Technical-Agency8128 You knock on the door and tell them you have to use the office now. And if there is a next time with anyone you tell them
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    ahead of time what time they need to vacate your office because you will be knocking to get in there.
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    writekindofnonsense Set off the smoke alarm then go stand outside for a bit
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    smilingzoomies You could go start CPR, just to be on the safe side.
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    TheAwkwardPigeon Plot twist: they were on Reddit watching the meltdown in realtime
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    poopsiebananabuns Are they on your wifi? Shut it off
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    OmniLearner How are you not in the kitchen dropping pans and making a ton of noise to wake them up? Let that microwave beep, start the dishwasher, turn the volume up on the tv, run the shower, do what needs to be done...
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    Silent_Leg1976 Do you want my wife to come over? Being really loud when people are trying to sleep is her speciality.
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    Shoddy_North5961 Just walk in and act as if you thought they'd already gone.
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